westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

      
      
i honestly don’t remember doing that
me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via naomilku)
      

vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe

      
      

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

      
      
      

kanyewesticle:

helloath:

whatt did the penguin say to the boy holding a pen and looking at his pencilcase

pen go in

that was painful to read

      
      

slippinbeauty:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

      

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

      

toptastic:

A parents expectations

      

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping